Text from husband to wife.

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 10-Jan-2016 19:31:32

A husband sent a text to his wife:
“Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Tina brought me to the hospital.
They’ve been doing test and taking X-rays.
The blow to my head was very strong and it may be serious. Also, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot.”
His wife’s answer: “Who’s Tina?”

Post 2 by CrystalSapphire (Uzuri uongo ndani) on Monday, 11-Jan-2016 18:05:32

lol

Post 3 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 11-Jan-2016 18:20:00

I feel like this one plays on gender stereotypes. i wonder if people would find it as funny if the wife were sending the text.

Post 4 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 11-Jan-2016 18:39:17

how is he still sending the text? through siri? I mean, he practically has 2
fractured and broken legs, a broken arm, and his head is injured? how is this
guy still texting? :d lol

Post 5 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Monday, 11-Jan-2016 18:42:35

If the wife was the one sending the text, the hubby would go out and find a bunch of his friends, so they could gang up and beat up the guy for not letting the hubby be the hero.
There, now we've got the reverse gender stereotype, so it evens itself out.

Post 6 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 12-Jan-2016 12:52:38

Lol to both posts. Stereotypes exist for a reason.
And Anthony I was once that kind of a guy. Well, I probably still am to a point but am in what you could call the recovery phase from that shit.
Offending hipsters everywhere by admitting stereotypes are generally true, generally speaking, and the shoe in part fits, less so now than before.

Post 7 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Tuesday, 12-Jan-2016 13:03:18

And if it was a gay male couple, the husband would text back and say something like, "Oh, honey! You can bet your sweet ass we'll be getting some money out of this. You'll never have to work another day in your life... and if you're playing around with the guy who took you to the hospital, I'll divorce you and take you for all you'll get!"

Post 8 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 12-Jan-2016 19:11:47

lol! haha!