Category: Joke Board
A husband sent a text to his wife:
“Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Tina brought me to the hospital.
They’ve been doing test and taking X-rays.
The blow to my head was very strong and it may be serious. Also, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture on my left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot.”
His wife’s answer: “Who’s Tina?”
lol
I feel like this one plays on gender stereotypes. i wonder if people would find it as funny if the wife were sending the text.
how is he still sending the text? through siri? I mean, he practically has 2
fractured and broken legs, a broken arm, and his head is injured? how is this
guy still texting? :d lol
If the wife was the one sending the text, the hubby would go out and find a bunch of his friends, so they could gang up and beat up the guy for not letting the hubby be the hero.
There, now we've got the reverse gender stereotype, so it evens itself out.
Lol to both posts. Stereotypes exist for a reason.
And Anthony I was once that kind of a guy. Well, I probably still am to a point but am in what you could call the recovery phase from that shit.
Offending hipsters everywhere by admitting stereotypes are generally true, generally speaking, and the shoe in part fits, less so now than before.
And if it was a gay male couple, the husband would text back and say something like, "Oh, honey! You can bet your sweet ass we'll be getting some money out of this. You'll never have to work another day in your life... and if you're playing around with the guy who took you to the hospital, I'll divorce you and take you for all you'll get!"
lol! haha!